Name: What Momma Don't Know
Duration: P00H02M41S
Description: Young kid sneaking out to see his neighbor girlfriend but his Momma told him to stay home.

What Momma Don't Know

from Two Player Game by U&Me&Me&U

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Young kid sneaking out to see his neighbor girlfriend but his Momma told him to stay home.

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Momma told me to go out and play.
Today I think its gonna rain.
I'm gonna have to play by myself anyway, like I always do.
She said "Get your skinny ass outside. Stay in the yard or I'll tan your hide!"
What I told her was "Okay, Momma!" But I lied.
She didn't know I made a beeline to my girlfriend's house.
Hoping to God her daddy doesn't catch us making out.
Gotta cross an open field of broken glass without making a sound.
What Momma don't know won't hurt her, will it now?

I saw her sitting way over there.
Button nose and big big boobies.
It was danger close but I was drunken by the gaze of a pretty girl who didn't care.
She was smoking cigarettes.
Gave me a kiss; I had a coughing fit.
And then her daddy came out the back door and said "HOLY SHIT, BOY GET OUT OF MY YARD!"
He had a twin barrel twenty gauge of salt ROCK!
Blew my shoes off. I ran back home in bloody socks.
My heart was pumping hard. Something funny is happenin in my pants.
Learned to never trust girls from the school of hard knocks.

Momma was sitting on the porch dual-wielding belt and telephone.
Why, Oh why in the hell did I ever leave home.

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from Two Player Game, released January 16, 2018

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